Laptastic Lapdancing Agency UK

England"Guildford" Ref 60
This is An Agency assisted contract

Agency comments

Laptastic have pleasure in introducing Guildford’s premiere lap dancing venue. It is situated within the town centre at the Harpers complex which has ample parking facilites and in addition is only a 5 minute walk from the train station.

The club itself has comfortable surroundings with an intimate feel along with classic decor. The main area of the club hosts the bar, the stage and main seating which is overlooked by two great metalwork lion statues. There is an outside smoking area and a second room with additional seating, a second bar, restrooms and V.I.P area. This room can be hired for private functions or large bookings. The club can cater for events and can be open from 6pm if desired.

The club offers private shows both topless and fully nude in a private dance area and there is a V.I.P area for clients wishing to better acquaint themselves and have unlimited dances with dancers in half hour to an hour time intervals (all dances are non-contact). All areas are monitored by the clubs in house security team to maintain a friendly environment for both clients and dancers.

Opening Times

3 days a week
Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday   8pm until 3am

Dancers must arrive and be ready to perform by 8pm.
A minimum of two nights work is required from dancers wishing to work at the club.

Dance Prices

Topless     £10     V.I.P area
Nude     £20     ½ hour £150
15 mins     £80     1 hour £300

All dances are non-contact.

All dances are paid for with Harpoons, The Lions Den’s own currency and can be exchanged for cash or bought with a credit or debit card. Cash may only be used to tip the dancers.


30% taken from all earnings

House fees

£25 per night

Dress Code

Tuesday - Suspense - suspenders etc
Wednesday - Fantasy
Thursday - Burlesque
Classy, sexy and sophisticated

Basic Rules of the Club

These will be advised upon arrival however absolutely no prostitution, drugs or excessive alcohol.


Accommodation can be found at local Bed and Breakfast/hotels in Guildford prices starting from around £25.


International and English Dancers wanted for this club,
send recent photo to
or Tel Jason 0044 (0)161 408 6157, Mobile 0044 (0)7831 880218


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